Group Projects Are Evil...And Pointless

It always amazed me how in school, both high school and college, there was always so much emphasis placed on group projects. I absolutely hated them. I think it's safe to say that all of my teachers/professors were 100 percent sure that all the lessons you'll ever need in life would be attained by taking part in a group project. And in actuality there's nothing to be learned by working with other people especially if they suck.

I came across this video on Twitter thanks to Jay Envy and I think this guy touched on the pointlessness of group projects dead on. And he was pretty hilarious with it.

Foursquare Badges Hold No Material Value…

Yet we stan for them. I know I do. It’s crazy. I joined Foursquare about a month ago and it’s to the point where I’ve almost checked in to a place I wasn’t even at just so I can get that much closer to a badge. Note the word “almost.” I’m no cheater folks. I get my badges fair and square or should I say four and square? [Insert drum rimshot sound here]

And at the end of the day it’s like what the hell am I gonna do with a Foursquare badge? Frame it? No. Sell it for cash? Nope. Eat it? Highly unlikely. So what exactly is behind the infatuation? I'm trying to figure it out myself and I have yet to come to a conclusion. Can someone help a fellow Foursquare user out?

Antoine's "Bed Intruder" Song (Video)

By now I'm pretty sure we've all seen the news footage of a family in Alabama speaking on an intruder who broke into their house in the middle of the night. The subject matter is serious, but the brother Antoine is friggin' HILARIOUS! The news clip has gotten millions of hits on YouTube and now a group of brothers has remixed the clip autotunes style. The result is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen on YouTube. Check it out below.



Oh, and be sure to cop the Antoine t-shirt!!!

Bling And Tata's: The Rick Ross Edition

I apologize if anyone seeing this feels the need to throw up their dinner or late night snack, but I just had to post this. Someone please buy this man a decades supply of Hanes t-shirts! Is Target having a sale?? Well, are they? The madness has to stop!


For more bling and tata's be sure to check out Rick Ross' Twitter page.

I'm In Desperate Need Of...

A friggin' trip to New York City! Sooo bad! I've been in Atlanta for almost a year now and I really thought I would have at least been up to NYC for a visit by now :-\

I definitely miss all my peeps, taking the subway every day (even though I hear the MTA is getting worse and worse), hitting up my favorite spots (Downtown BK, Tribeca, 34th Street), etc.

And I know spring/summer is when the city becomes most alive so I'm really envious of everyone up there now. Grrrr!

But I'm really confident that I'll be up there some time this summer. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Wrap It Up And Lube It Up

While browsing through pictures on my computer reminiscing on the good ol' days I came across this picture and could not control my laughter.

If you're wondering how in the hell this pic came about here's how...When I used to live in Brooklyn we lived right across the street from a gay bar called StarLite. And of course upon exiting the bar there was always two huge containers full of lube and condoms. Basically, every time my roommates and I went there we would grab fists full of it for no reason at all because we unfortunately weren't using them lol.

And that's how pictures like the one above come about. Boredom, goofiness, and gay bars. I'm just mad that I don't have any pictures of the condom balloons. Yea, we made condom balloons one night and threw them out the window of our brownstone apartment. Cause that's what grown folks do!

Throw Yo Hands In The Ayerrr...

If you got down with "Sweet Valley High!" Don't front! I know I did! And so did she. Ha!



Sweeeeet Valleyyyyy! Sweetttt Valleeeyyy Hiiiigh! Sweet Valley!

Okay, I'll let the madness end now.

D x Amoura x La Bella

Without further ado I bring you The Girls I Love (Amoura & La Bella) and I acting a fool in the streets of Atlanta! Yay!

The Boob Question

A few days ago I posted a short entry about boobs on here and I got quite a few responses. So I figured why not do a bi-weekly Boob-A-Palooza on The D Diaries.

To kind of kick off our little Boob-A-Palooza I want to first ask ya'll what is it with boobs??? I mean in actuality they're just appendages right? So why are guys so obsessed with them and they're size, color, etc.? Is it because you don't have a pair of your own? I know that last question sounded a little crazy, but seriously I wanna know! Do tell!http://www.blogger.com/

So guys (and girls), what is behind the infatuation with boobs?

Attack Of The Boobs

When big boobs go wrong, TERRIBLY wrong...


So I came across this picture of Boobzilla when I was checking out photographer Tone's Website earlier today and I knew a boob rant was coming based on this pic. When your boobs are that big and they're that high up you know something ain't right. And I'm sure guys love this, but why? I don't get it. Please explain...

Oh Sh*t!

If you've watched MTV at all in the past week you've probably come across this commercial from Joe's Crab Shack. I was reading the comments on YouTube and the majority of the commenter's are right, this commercial actually isn't funny. I think it was done more for shock value than anything.

When I first saw it I laughed my ass off because I couldn't believe those lil' kids were actually saying "oh shit." And even though they bleep out "shit" you can clearly tell that that's exactly what those kids are saying. What folks do to sell low-quality seafood these days...*smh* Ya'll need to stay classy and stick to Red Lobster.

OMG: "Spongebob Ready"

Umm...wow, I don't even know how to start with this one. Well, earlier today someone (who will prob end up reading this) Tweeted a link to me for a song called "Spongebob Ready" and normally I don't even bother with links from random folks, but the name drew me in. I watched the video, in shock. I'm still pretty speechless. I mean it's a "Hip Hop" song thats main reference is the Spongebob cartoon so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.

Picture Diaries: Saturday Night

Some pals and I had the opportunity to check out Filter Nightclub & Lounge in Atlanta yesterday and we had a great time. Danced to some house music, took some crazy pics, drank some strong ass margaritas...you know, the usual.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Justin Timberlake?

I kinda pride myself on not being one of those gossipy blogs that criticizes artists on every little miniscule thing, BUT when I came across this picture of Justin Timberlake on MTV.com I had to say something. Gossipy, or not. He looks horrible. Had his name not been in the title I wouldn't have even known it was him :-\ For his sake I hope he was just having a bad day.

On A Mission...

Over the past year I've developed quite the obsession with nail polish. I'm up to about 20 polishes and I'm usually rocking a new shade every week (with touch-ups in between). Late last year, I noticed a few ladies rocking a dark grey color on their tips and I loooved it! But no matter what drug store, beauty store I went to I could never find that specific color! It was maddening. I eventually gave up.

Then today someone Tweeted about how difficult it is to find dark grey polishes and of course my interests in somehow scoring this color were reawakened. Now I'm on a mission. A pretty odd mission, but a mission nonetheless. Wish me luck!